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His new hearing aid had sonic capacity. He was too old to do anything.Partnered w/his grandson-a martial arts expert-they made a dynamic duo

Twitter Story of the Day

She sat on the same bench at the train station everyday. She brought her lunch and watched and waited. It was just a matter of time.

Twitter Story of the Day

Bulbil Lilium is a short scaly bald man w/a penchant for metal jazz standards. Sunday he asked Dawn to wed. She said yes if he wore a toupee

Today

1. Pick up Twinkies for Microwave Experiments #3

2. Eat at least one said Twinkie to ensure quality for experiments.

Ponderings

Success is the ability to overcome your failures.

Secondarily, to succeed one must apply grand visions to the ordinary extravagances of daily life. In other words, think big even if it means you just want to upgrade your TP from a single-ply rough cheap brand to the soft comforts of a pillowy double-ply.

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Purple juicy bubbles lighter than air falling at 30 tons. Dr. Regallo’s new creation. Too many, changing Earth’s tork. Days are 10.5 hrs now

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A thief. An open window. Dark. Silent. The goods! Great escape. Purring outside. A swift kick away. Oops, bobcat! A footless thief. Caught.

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In his gummy worms, a genie. It spoke & said he cld hv 1 type of gummy forever. W/5lb bears, he built a house, theme park and made millions.

Twitter Story of the Day

Hand had its own mind.Bo couldn’t stop it from pinching,dialing,scratching.Taping it up angered it,& it slapped him a week upon its release.

Twitter Story of the Day

She prepared the crusts and went for the berries. They were gone! She only had tomatoes. Add a little cheese. And so the calzone was born.